Feb 20, 2018


After reading that Mueller indicted the 13 Russians, I realized that my artwork must have been confiscated by them. My computer was hacked and this great work of art was stolen in 2016. It seems that the Russian bots thought my flattering drawing of Trump would make a fantastic digital poster to help get Donnie elected. It turns out, the KGB felt my portrayal of Mr. T made him look like their kind of president. The right-wing, pretend family values conservatives took one look at this baby on their interweb devices and ran to the nearest fake rally held by the Kremlin. Now that this has come to light, there have been some rumors circulating that I am going to be asked to paint Trump for the National Portrait Gallery in DC. I may have to start hoarding tubes of orange paint.

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Janet Ghio said...