May 4, 2016
Putting beautiful women in ads is a sure fire winner. I've stooped to it many times in the past. So it makes sense to do it for my own product launch. I envision women across the country forming Women Of Substance clubs. The mommy blogs will have a great time writing about the wonders of Meat Like Substance. It's true people's breath will stink after eating this stuff. My job is to make sure there will be the false perception that people look gorgeous and sexy by being a user. You gotta love advertising.