Sep 5, 2015
My Own Private Entrance
If you have ever ridden the subway in NYC, then you may or may not have noticed that there is a very unassuming sign on the turnstile all the way to the right in most stations. It reads, Special Entry. I have always just figured that this entrance is for me. I watch as the throngs of ordinary people stream cluelessly into the other turnstiles, while I glide through this sucker. It must be for people with extraordinary powers like those that can levitate or have x-ray vision. So I want to remind folks to please stay to the left.