Aug 26, 2015

Killer Seagulls

Seagulls are different from when I was a kid. Today they are like vultures. At the beach, they swoop down on people's blankets and go through their possessions. Kid's lunches are stolen right out of their hands. Sometimes they work in packs using criminal tactics. They create distractions while other gulls go in for the robbery. The seagulls today are the size of eagles. So please, don't feed the seagulls. No good will come of it.


Mike Szwarc said...

A seagull was the first bird to attack in "The Birds". Never let your guard down.

kane said...

True dat.

Anonymous said...

You can hide in a phone booth if you want, but they will still get ya.
Oh wait, there aren't any phone booths anymore. Never mind.
Ed Beard