May 21, 2014
Dylan & Eva
This is my friend Darcy's backyard in LA. I love staying there because I get to hang out with her kids. Dylan and Eva are finally at that age where they realize I'm a jackass. That makes things fun. At dinner, Dylan pretended the phone was ringing. then he said, "Tom it's the 80's calling, they want their beard back." This goes on endlessly. There are games, cheating, singing and very little homework doing. I try to constantly antagonize. In return they kick my ass. It's a good trade off. I get humiliated and they get to feel good about themselves. As everyone knows, the trick with kids is to allow them to win at everything, which is good because I'm a loser. When I'm around them, I know that life is good.