Aug 29, 2011
The thing I like about dictators like Muammar Gaddafi is their ability to pretend it is Halloween every day of the year. Their costumes are the best. Most of the look is sort of like when you are a little kid and your mom ties a towel around your neck as if it's a superman cape. Muammar always had some blanket or curtains flung around his shoulders. Then there are the Michael Jackson style, epaulettes military type costumes. I was thinking, if Muammar was so powerful why did he only rise to the rank of Colonel? That's a real puzzle. Someone must know the answer to that one. Colonel Gaddafi was never clever enough to come up with something as brilliant Colonel Sanders did. Fried chicken, now that was brilliant. These dudes all love the hair dye too. Mubarak, Hussein and Assad all use the Just For Men hair coloring. Mubarak and Hussein never even reached the rank of Sergeant. What up with that? If we keep up this ridding the world of all its dictators, who will be the great wearers of costumes in the future? We can always count on the drag queens. Thank god for them.