Jun 12, 2009
All In The Family
A year or two ago, one of my long lost cousins found me. Most of you don't know that I was lost, but I was. Recently her son got married. Tons of my cousins were there. Some I hadn't seen in thirty years. I quickly realized they are all out of their minds. No exceptions. All the boys are named Tommy and all of the girls are named Eileen. I guess it makes it easy when you have a kid. It makes the naming the kid problem non existent. I was surrounded by drunken retards. Most look like leprechauns. The most disturbing part was that I felt very much at home. They get all my stupid humor, which makes me act more stupid. Which in turn makes them act even more stupid then I've just been acting so then I have to act even stupider then them again. You get the idea. Now we are constantly e-mailing each other and planning to hang out more. Now that I have my membership card back there is no getting out. I'm back in for the long haul. The lesson is: it's good to have a demented family.