Feb 8, 2008

Lost In Space


Britney has really gone off the deep end. It's actually not so funny anymore. She's getting into Anna Nichol territory. I don't know if anyone has thought of this or not but maybe she should move out of Los Angeles. If she lived in say, Boring Iowa, she may be less likely to be in all this trouble. I know it's not as exciting as Hollywood but it may be better for her head. Find a nice boyfriend who drives a milk truck or an auto mechanic. Try going to bed at 11:30 PM. It's not so bad. But whatever you do, please get the hell out of California. Pronto.

6 comments:

erin said...

A milk truck? Ha! Love it.

Tommy Kane said...

It's no joke.

LitPark said...

The matches are a nice touch.

Tommy Kane said...

Thanks for noticing.

spleenal said...

aw poor little Britney don't you just want to gather her up from that street she's passed out in, take her home and care for her, bring her soup, comb her hair.
and then at night, when she's asleep, creep into her room and...

ok maybe i'm not the right guy to look after her.

Tommy Kane said...

But I would bring her soup.