Jan 4, 2008
Ron Paul George and Ringo
Paul Newman, I ah mean Ron Paul, is one handsome candidate. In fact he’s by far the best looking individual vying for the top job. Rudy, Hillary, Richardson, Huck. Need I say more? This guy with his rugged Clint Eastwood good looks is a cross between Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. Maybe he’s their son. How does he find the time to campaign with all the broads that must be throwing themselves at him? I know I couldn’t do it. I actually think Mister Paul is putting unflattering photos of himself on his website just so women won’t bother him as much. Maybe he should put out a cologne. The people of America seem to be obsessed with good looking people. People magazine named Matt Damon, sexiest man alive this year. Someone surely got canned over that blunder. Our overly visual electorate is looking to cast another Ron Reagan type. Well look no further. Hell, his name is Ron too. He seems well on his way to the White House but if by some fluke he should lose, which probably won’t happen, he could always get a job modeling swim trunks.