Jan 30, 2015

Selfie



I took this great selfie on my Instagram. The problem was, I had my phone's camera facing the wrong direction.

Jan 28, 2015

Philly



The Philadelphia public library ordered 2 copies of my book. A lot of smart people live in Philly.

Jan 26, 2015

Mode Of Transport



I would love to own a police car and drive around with the lights flashing. I'm not a siren guy though.

Jan 21, 2015

Horny



The stuffed animals in the Museum of Natural History all seem pretty pissed off to me.

Jan 19, 2015

Wooden Buddha



I've made a new discovery. Paper that is an actual thin veneer of real cherry wood with a mounted back. Very expensive. Four bucks for an 8 1/2 X 11 inch sheet. I wanted to see what it would be like to draw on. My first attempt on it came out pretty damn good. I will be doing more of these. I found other types of wood paper too. I put this original up for sale in my ETSY store. Get it quick.

Jan 16, 2015

My New Portrait



Illustrator Michele Melcher drew my new portrait that I have been using all over the internet. She has created something called, The Unselfie Project. Instead of you posted a dumb selfie, she creates a portrait for you to post all over your social media nonsense. You send her a photo and she does a cool illustration of you and e-mails it back to you. Simple. 30 bucks for a B&W or 50 bucks for color. http://www.michelemelcher.com/

Jan 14, 2015

Street Walker



Yun's grandma flies around our apartment on her walker. I'm convinced she doesn't need it anymore. She can out race me which isn't saying much. Grandma's grandson, Hyun, lives in Seattle. He happens to be a displaced Patriots fan. One of his son's, Logan, is a Seahawks fan. Next weekend will decide if Seattle faces the Patriots in the Super Bowl. I don't think grandma gives a crap either way. She is too busy running around like Marshawn Lynch.

Jan 12, 2015

Squirrely



People always want to know what is up with me and the SQUIRRELS. It comes from the fact that I always keep things clean and tidy. If I am cleaning, vacuuming or straightening picture frames, my wife will always poke fun at me. She refers to what I am doing, as "squirrel activity." She says I look like a squirrel that is darting back and forth across a busy road without getting hit by a car.