Aug 31, 2016

Roadkill To Table


I have come up with a new twist on the farm to table movement. It's called the roadkill to table movement. People accidentally annihilate a lot of animals each year on our highways. We should not let this meat go to waste. No one knows the exact amount of animals killed by cars but it is in the millions. I envision roadkill tow trucks that are alerted and then go pick up the carcasses. They get taken to the nearest butcher or slaughterhouse. There's plenty of deer, turkeys, squirrels, possums, woodchucks and whatnot to churn out plenty of hamburger patties and sausages. But here is the beauty of my plan, these millions of pounds of meat are an unexpected windfall. Once all of this goes into our food system, we will not have to slaughter as many pigs, cows and chickens. Each pound of roadkill will save a pound of meat from an animal about to be sent for slaughter, thereby reducing the number of animals needed to be raised. We will still produce the same amount of meat with a bit less murder (roadkill is an accident). As Martha Stewart would say, "it's a good thing."

Aug 29, 2016

Lifeless Oceans


"We could see fishless oceans by 2048." National Geographic Article, November 2006. Hopefully more and more youth of today will become vegan and at least put up a fight.

Aug 17, 2016

Calender 2017


I've been hard at work making a calendar for the largest Buddhist temple in Korea.

Aug 15, 2016

Aug 8, 2016

Yogi


Recently I finished reading, "Autobiography of a Yogi." It's the life story of the man who first brought yoga to America in the 1930's. His name was Paramahansa Yogananda and he grew up in India. This dude lived one hell of a spiritual life. He encountered the most incredibly religious people who were alive on earth at that time. Gandhi, saints, presidents and mystics hung out with this cat. Everyone wanted to be near him. I wouldn't have minded smokin a little weed with Yogananda if I was around during that time. After reading this, I have to step up my game a little if I ever want to become a Yogi. It's doable though.

Aug 4, 2016

Seoul Festival


This is a festival held at Jogyesa Buddhist temple in Seoul, Korea. Huge elephants are made out of flowers. Lots of other groovy things to see.

Aug 3, 2016

Dictation


Kim Jong Un was educated in Switzerland. While there, he developed an unhealthy addiction to swiss cheese. He has like a zillion pounds imported into North Korea each year just for his own personal consumption. His over-consumption of dairy products has led to him developing some brain damage. Just look at his choice of hairdo. Actually a lot of dudes walking around Brooklyn seem to have the same cut. Maybe they eat too much cheese too. So eat less cheese and you too will make better decisions. I guarantee it.

Aug 1, 2016

Fish Facts


As many as 2.7 trillion animals are pulled from the ocean each year. Scientists estimate as many as 650,000 whales, dolphins and seals are killed every year by fishing vessels. Eat more vegetables and fruits. That's basically all that I consume.

Jul 29, 2016

Bang The Drum


I'm still doing work for the Buddhist Temple in Seoul, Korea. Jogyesa.